TylerCruz.com Spoof | Affiliate Marketing Challenge, Cash Giveaway and My New Bed!

18 Nov 2008

TylerCruz.com Spoof Post – Aff. Marketing Challenge, Giveaway and A New Bed!

Author: Jim | Filed under: Spoof Blogging

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We’ve got a lot to talk about today, so let’s get started. I know that you guys like all of the contests that I run here at the Cruz’, so get pumped because we are continuing on with some more fun ways for you to turn your spare time marketing into prizes and cash! In addition, I’m proud to announce that I have passed the 50 RSS SUBSCRIBER mark, so I got myself a little treat for all of my efforts. Let’s face it, I deserve it.

Affiliate Marketing Challenge 22

After the success of the 21st “Affiliate Marketing Challenge” brought to you by Market Leverage, we’ve teamed up once again to bring you the Affiliate Marketing Challenge 22 here at TylerCruz.com! There is over $1,213,000 worth of prizes up for grabs, including a two-ton shipment of crude oil, the 344-foot Sea Dream luxury yacht, a 300GB iPod Touch and a fully-trained helper monkey to name just a few.

How To Enter

You know the drill by now… but in case you don’t, there are two different ways to participate in the competition. You may choose either method, or do both. However, the best prizes are only available in the “Earn the Most” methods.

“Earn The Most” Prizes:

344-foot Sea Dream Luxury Yacht
Fully Trained Helper Monkey
One Three-Wish Genie’s Lamp

“New Signups” Prizes:

Two-Ton Bulk Shipment of Crude Oil
$2,500 Market Leverage Rewards Card
New 300GB iPod Touch

Good luck to everyone who enters. At the end of the challenge, if you generated one of the top-3 amounts in commissions, you win one of the corresponding prizes

Tyler’s Cash Giveaway!

Remember about a month ago when I beat ShoeMoney, John Chow and Zac Johnson in the Market Leverage Cashinator in Las Vegas?

As it turned out, last time around the money was actually for you! I had a lot of entries from people trying to win all those dolla’ dolla’ bills and it definitely boosted my stats overall. On the other hand, it also positively effected the lives of others, which is always a cool thing. So basically, it was a win-win in my book, and I want to thank Market Leverage for that opportunity.

Well Guess What Happened…

I won again! But this time, I’m not going to give out any of the money. Let’s be fair here… I won last time and you got all of my winnings. Do you even know how good John Chow is at collecting money? He is a machine, and I took him down. One thing that I love to do in my spare time is turn my money into single dollar bills and swim around in it. With the Market Leverage Cashinator, I already had the dollars… so it is just that much easier to make myself a nice bath of money!

Last time around, I counted a total of $550… this time I racked in a massive $608 for myself, cha-ching! Thanks again Market Leverage for this awesome harvest.

My New Bed, My 50 RSS Subscriber Gift

You know that I have had a tradition of buying myself something nice every time I reach a new milestone on my blog. I remember way back when I hit 10 RSS subscribers, I bought myself a nice new computer. This time, I’ve smashed through the big 50 RSS reader mark… so I think I deserve something worth a bit more, right? I have actually been waiting for this one a loooonnng time; naturally, I bought my self a multi-thousand dollar bed for my room

I know that you all have nothing better to do then to watch me walk aimlessly around my house describing pointless features of things I see lying around. In the spirit of the moment, here is the part one-of-four video where I show you my new bed. Stay tuned for more, when I go more in-depth into the new bed I bought.

My next milestone is 55 RSS subscribers, when I’ll buy myself something even cooler. You definitely want to stay tuned for that one, you never know what I’ll do next!

Original TylerCruz “New Bed” Video >>

Disclaimer: This is a spoof post and is not intended to be taken seriously in any way. Tyler Cruz is a good friend, and he blogs at TylerCruz.com… so go drop him a line!